the girl with the crappy colon

the regular mailman that delivers mail to the building where i work has been friends with my dad for a really long time. his name is john. he knows i work here and we talk whenever i see him in the building. last week, we had a different mailman. he looked to be around my age and he was VERY good looking.

so i call my dad immediately and say, "you need to find out more info from john on this hottie mailman"

and my dad says to me, "i used to be a young, good looking mailman and look how i turned out"

i respond, "whatevs, dad."

so john comes in today to drop off our mail, which includes a big envelope addressed to me. the receptionist brings it to me and says the mailman wrote a note on it that doesn't make any sense. i look and it says....

HIS NAME IS ADAM. HE IS SINGLE AND AVAILABLE.