Tuesday, December 23, 2008

are you there god? it's me, aimee.

dear god,

i know i ask you for a lot.

daily, i pray that you...
-bring me a very good looking husband that is also a little bit wealthy, has good taste in music and is super funny
-make me a size 2
-make it possible for me to take back the fact that i said i'd run a half marathon in the spring
-give me bangs that will look good everyday

i know that i do a lot things that make you shake your head in disbelief/disappointment. like the other day when i put a robot figurine in my roommate's nativity scene because joseph is currently MIA and i felt like someone had to step in. (that was really funny though, i should post a picture). also, i know i said A LOT of swear words the other morning while i was digging my car out of a snow bank so i could get to work, but i was really, really upset and irrational.

none of this is important to me anymore. from now on, i will only pray for one thing and that is for winter to be OVER. it has technically only been winter for 3 days and i'm completely miserable. i don't like snow. i don't think it's pretty and i don't care about a white christmas. i'm sick of having to wear a bajillion layers of clothes just to go outside. i prefer skirts and flip-flops, not snow pants and boots. so if there is anything you can do to make this horrible season go away, i would greatly appreciate it.

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo,
aimee

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

you are so funny.

and i also hate winter. maybe it's a family thing...

Kellie said...

AGREED! I am sick of it already too. Bring on the spring!

Sarah said...

oh, I am LAUGHING now! You are hilarious!!! :)

Lisa's Yarns said...

You are so funny, Aimee. I agree whole-heartedly. Winter needs to be done. I keep asking myself why I live in MN... but then summer comes along & I think, 'oh, this state is wonderful.'

Here's hoping winter is short this year.... Happy New Year!